Customer Review: I got issues--cat issues
So I have a very gassy cat, unfortunatley. Hey, if I could kill him I would but then my old mother would yell at me and she's almost dead anywho. Ok. So I use this book to give my cat better food and whatnot, and the first day I start using this stratey, my cat makes this huge diarrhea on the rug. Then my roommate, Lafanduh, got all angry at me and started beating me with a book. The next day, the cat pukes and makes more diarrhea, and he keeps farting all over the furniture. So then I take my shot gun off the wall and decided to kill my gassy cat. I'm not very good with a gun though, so I missed and accidentaly shot lafanduh in the knee. She lived, but I accidedntily shot her between her eyes a second time, and then she died. Eventually, I managed to kill my gassy cat. Now, thanks to this book, I don't have furniture smelling like cat farts, and my annoying roommate is dead!
Customer Review: Award winner!
This book was the recent recipient of the Purina Special Nutrition Award given at the annual Cat Writers Convention; Nov 21st, 1997.
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