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  • Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?
    A. She's smoking a cigarette.
  • Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
    A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
  • Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
    A: Kitty Perry
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Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain

Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
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Q: Why are cats good at video games ?
A: Because they have nine lives !
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cute, made me laugh
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Cats are awesome animals. I really like the affection of theirs. By the way, thank you for sharing the jokes. All of them are very hilarious.
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What is a cat's favourite car?

The Catillac.

What is a cat's favourite movie?

"The Sound of Mewsic."
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funny...
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Q: What does cats like to eat during sunny days?
A: Mice cream cones
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HAHAHA!! The sound of Mewsic.. thats awesome!
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