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Unread 09-29-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Some one sent this to me and I laughed so hard and just could not resist putting it here on the board. I laughed until I cried.

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Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!



We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse,

I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth

was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury,

and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could

think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident

occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.

Initially, the new acquisition was no problem

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Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife,

Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it."

"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter

and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There

was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged

nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.

Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find

the button. It is the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it

wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our

new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging

between my legs She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I

reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable,

she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like

claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly

rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my

masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this

predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was

fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully

impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are

not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen

floor butt naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that" paramedics.

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all

snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to

suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to

the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about

my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about,

which it was. "What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?"

If they only knew!



Why is it that only the women laugh at this?
 
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GOOD ADVICE! i now know to always cover my goods when walking around the house, and especially squatting! Yikes!
 
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What's the matter, cat got your tongue? That is so funny!
 
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Oh I LOVED it! Im gonna have to go tell my hubby this story! That was too funny!
 
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LOLOL that was really funny Well of course it hurt a LOT!. Lesson learned, from now on dont go running around naked with cats on the loose, especially if you're a man.
 
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