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Unread 11-12-2006   #1 (permalink)
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This is kinda cruel joke but try to take it lightly.

Dear Cat Owner,

Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The DOG
 
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Unread 11-12-2006   #2 (permalink)
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Your right, it is a little cruel. I'm sure its a joke, though I think that it will probably offend some people on this forum. ......would be effective though.
 
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Lol I didnt get offended, it was from The DOG. Ive definately heard crueler cat jokes than that though, which I will never repeat again.
 
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i really love ur advise n how to bathe a cat.I am going to have a cat.But not yet.About in a few days time.
 
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Yeah, it's cruel, but it is funny. I doubt if any real cat lover would be seriously offended unless they had no sense of humor at all. I have lots of Irish anscestors and I love Irish jokes! Not offended at all by them. You have to be able to laugh at even the weird stuff or you get choked up with anger and start rotting from the inside.
 
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