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Unread 11-23-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Default 10 Signs your cat is overweight

1. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
2. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
3. Cat door so large it needs a garage door opener
4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
5. Only catches mice that get trapped in its gravitational pull.
6. Enormous belly keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
7. Has more chins than lives
8. Always lands on her spleen.
9. Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken branches.
10. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
 
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Unread 02-16-2007   #2 (permalink)
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hi!!Love ur advice on how to tell ur cat is overweight!!!Hope we could be good friends!!
 
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hahah that is brilliant
 
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Very humorous. I think I'll fatten a few of mine up so as to take advantage of item 6.
 
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Had a good laugh!!!! Thanks! Will watch for those signs!
 
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That is very funny. Another one is

When you open only one can of moist food, you and your cat just laugh.
 
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