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Unread 01-08-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Default Does your cat own you?

Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks on the butter?
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot-board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
 
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Unread 03-11-2007   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha, that's funny!
 
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Unread 03-11-2007   #3 (permalink)
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The climbing out of the bed one got me! Sometimes I am so cramped from my three "trapping" me under the covers and the contortions of not disturbing them it is sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Unread 03-11-2007   #4 (permalink)
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Oh oh, I think I'm in big trouble - too many answers are "Yes."
 
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Unread 03-15-2007   #5 (permalink)
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What if, you come home late, and apologize to the cat..who greets you at the door..and walks straight to the food dish which has her kibbles in it...and sits and stares..so you have to give her a 'Pounce' treat..just so you think she does not feel neglected..my cat lays guilt trips on me, if I am not on HER schedule....
 
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Unread 05-18-2007   #6 (permalink)
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WOW I guess I really never wanted to admit that my cats own me but I guess it's time to admit it. Unfortunatly they can sleep with me right now because they have a few flees, but I have to say that I have had to climb over the foot board to get out of bed!
 
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Unread 05-19-2007   #7 (permalink)
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Oh no!

I think there was only a few of those I said no to, maybe I should be worried, especially not moving in bed in case I disturb Tilly - sometimes I wake my boyfriend up to say how cute she looks asleep!
 
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Unread 05-24-2007   #8 (permalink)
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haha... me too! I am SO guilty of all these things! hehe
I feel guilty even when I'm playing with my cat and I think I've hurt her, I always say sorry Sal!
 
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Unread 05-30-2007   #9 (permalink)
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guilty of most of them lol
 
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Unread 07-30-2007   #10 (permalink)
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Guilty! Do you put off doing laundry because your cat decides to take a nap on the clothes in the basket? Do you put off making your bed because the cat is still sleeping on it?
 
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