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Unread 08-06-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Consider yourself be lucky if you know how to make friends with a stray cats.
The cat has far much spirit to have no heart.
Time spent with cats is never considered wasted.
Some say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats and only cats.
If compare philosophers and cats, he wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
One cat just leads to another, and another, and another...
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
People don't hate cats, or you'll come back as mice in your next life.
There are many intelligent species in the world. They are all owned by cats.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats, on the other hand, believe they are God.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
All cats move in a straight line, but when there is really good reason they immediately change direction.
 
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Hehe ! Amusing but true ..
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These are soooo true.
Amen to that!
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thats why we love cats. They are funny and purr when you pet them. give you kisses when you are sad. You never be alone once you own a furry cat. You never have to walk them. No need to train them. they train you.
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thats why we love cats. They are funny and purr when you pet them. give you kisses when you are sad. You never be alone once you own a furry cat. You never have to walk them. No need to train them. they train you.
That's what I used to tell those who ask me why I love cats more than dogs...
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You've never been really ignored.Until you've been ignored by a cat!!!!


Cat's leave pawprints on your heart.


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and they so cute when they all cuddle up asleep, and when it is feeding time they wake up and follow you untill you feed them.
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and they so cute when they all cuddle up asleep, and when it is feeding time they wake up and follow you untill you feed them.
Those are alarm clocks that never require batteries....
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Funny!!! Just imagine if cats rule the world.
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nice post about cats these are also some of the main reasons why we love them
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