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catlover83 09-01-2009 03:00 AM

Cats in Physics, lol!
# Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

# Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

# Law of Cat Magnetism:
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

# Law of Cat Thermodynamics:
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

# Law of Cat Stretching:
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

# Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

# Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make his body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

# Law of Cat Acceleration:
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

# Law of Dinner Table Attendance:
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

# Law of Rug Configuration:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

# Law of Obedience Resistance:
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for him to do something.

# First Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

# Second Law of Energy Conservation:
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

# Law of Refrigerator Observation:
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

# Law of Electric Blanket Attraction:
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

# Law of Random Comfort Seeking:
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

# Law of Bag / Box Occupancy:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

# Law of Cat Embarrassment:
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to his embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

# Law of Milk Consumption:
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

# Law of Furniture Replacement:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

# Law of Cat Landing:
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

# Law of Fluid Displacement:
A cat immersed in milk will displace his own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

# Law of Cat Disinterest:
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

# Law of Pill Rejection:
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

# Law of Cat Composition:
A cat is composed of Matter + Antimatter + It Doesn't Matter.

KatrineA 09-01-2009 03:22 AM

Haha. Hysterical! I will save this one.

Thanks for sharing!

AK49BWL 09-01-2009 03:25 AM

LOL this is great! I'm laughing so hard right now

hallan 09-01-2009 08:47 AM

Very funny and very, very true!

kathie 09-03-2009 04:36 AM

Nice one, catlover83.
Hilarious!!! Cats are just intelligent, lol.

che 09-03-2009 05:25 AM

Brilliant, love it, thanks. xxxxx

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