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Old 09-28-2007   #11 (permalink)
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1.Nope.
2.Noes.
3. I wouldn't know. O.o
4. Course' I do! ^^
5. What. I only have one, so why not. ><
6. Yup.
7. Yup. And he licks me on the lips back! :3
8. No. When it comes to table scraps he only likes being finger-fed.
9. He does sit ON the table, but not when we eat.
10. No. (But i would...)
11. We get pockets, not cans.
12. I would!
13. It wouldn't entertain MY cat. ( But live gerbils do. >:3 )
14. Yes. I would.
15. 'Coarse I would!
16. 1. Yes. 2. I HAVE NO SPOUSE! : )
17. No. But it would be cute!
18. Yes..
19. Nope. I go isle by isle.
20. He gets turkey and gibblets cat food and some turkey with gravy.
21. Nope.
22. I have one in my locket... does that count?
23. Course I do!
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I've got another one. Do you avoid using the hoover/dyson/anything else that makes a noise because your cat doesn't like it?

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Old 10-14-2007   #13 (permalink)
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yes lol very gd
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Old 03-21-2008   #14 (permalink)
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Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? no
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? YES
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? umm i dont know
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks on the butter? YES!
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? yes i want them to like cats
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? of course!
Do you kiss your cat on the lips? yup!
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? all the time!
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? when my dad isnt home :P
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? no, but i wish my cats slept on my head!
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? no
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? no
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? no
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? YES!
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? CAT!!!
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? yes and not married
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? no
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot-board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? yes every night
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? yes
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? not but i give them turkey
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? no
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? yes!
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? yes i always do!!!!


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LOL, my friend Kelley said YES to all of those things (except ones with spouses. She's 12)
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Now with the predawn coming sooner I am getting up about an hour earlier, about 4AM, so that the Princess can go out on her early morning hunt. Then when I come back from my morning coffee, I let her in so she can have a quick breakfast and then out she goes again. If it it raining and she decides that she does not want to get wet (this from a cat that lived on her own, outside for probably most of her previous year) I have to entertain her then since she can not go out and play in the woods.

Then when I get the cat all happy my wife then tells me it is now time for me to do her bidding.

It is tough to be a husband and cat owner, you have two masters and therefore no time of your own. Both try and take the entire bed, lol But they both are very cute, especialy when they are sleeping. lol
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